u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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