In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
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Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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