At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
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I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
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Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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