Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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