Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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