Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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