Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
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Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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