There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
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How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
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TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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