i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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