his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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