the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
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he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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