did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
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You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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