its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
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it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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