I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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