And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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