woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
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If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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