Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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