Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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