No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
she peed on how many people?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
