my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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