Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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