You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Say something about gay babies.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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