Your mouth is God's brothel.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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