If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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