Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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