it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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