Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
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Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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