Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
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I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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