I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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