so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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