HIV tests are more positive than that guy
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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