If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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