Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I will be naked everywhere
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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