I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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