Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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