i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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