Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
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You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
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It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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