Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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