Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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