come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
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so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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