so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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