I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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