Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
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She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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