VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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