I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
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I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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