Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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