What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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