why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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