did you get engaged???
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
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"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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