i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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