We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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