If i come over, it means nothing
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I have post one night stand depression
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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