ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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