Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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